OKAY!!!

so. basically my speakers aren't working they haven't been working in a long time not so long just a little long know what i mean? and i usually listen to the radio since the speaks aren't working but my two pint point electric thing is in another room charging my phone, see. so i can't plug the radio into the electrical discharge thing so basically i'm kinda going crazy cos there's not music.

i could listen to my mp3 but then both earphones would be in my ears (duh where else would they be?). and i don't want that now because then i can't hear what's going on on the OUTSIDE get what i mean? and it's not like anything interesting is happening. more like, i'm insecure. yeah. like my glasses and my contacts. i have to wear them all the time not both at once but you know what i mean? like just one at a time, duh. so when i don't everything is all blurry and i just can't see. cos everything is blurry. sheesh. so it's just this insecure feeling knowing i can't see properly. i hope you get what i mean if not i'm basically wasting my time but that's the point. i wanna waste time because well i don't have anything better to do not like i'm gonna do work or anything. i can't even if i wanted to.

since we're talking about animals. the earth revolves around pluto which is why it's not even considered a planet anymore (did you know that?) because the sun isn't the sun. the sun is pluto. that's why it's too small for us to see which makes total sense to the question, "who let the dogs out?" don't you think????? well i think that. and i think that i'm right. well not really but hey this is a good way to waste time just rambling on and on til like the sun goes down but it's already down so what are you gonna do about it? well i'll tell you what you're gonna do about it cos i'm kinda bossy. you are gonna go watch the baseball game. that's right. the baseball game. and i know you're thinking, "huh? malaysia? we don' have baseball games in malaysia, silly!" but maybe you've never looked hard enough? maybe it was right under your armpits like a 20 feet long python and you just never knew? wow you should hear the noise i'm making now. not with my mouth or anything. just the sound of my typing it's so noisy and not to mention fast. wait ignore the "not to mention" part cos i kinda mentioned it.

which hey. why do people even say "not to mention" when they mention it? it's like saying frankly. why not albertly? or daniellely? or meganly?? doesn't this make sense? cos they're all names after all. so maybe i should stop saying frankly from now on. well, quite rebeccaly, i never did say the word "frankly" cos i'mnot really a frank person. well i don't think so.d o you think so?

woooooh. my fingers are tired.

but. i'm not gonna stop cos i know that would make you very very happy. instead. i'm gonna continue!!! with my life. love. liberty. and justice for all who believe. does that sound familiar? my brain is tired. wait it's not even working so that's why this post is full of nonsense! it all makes sense to me now. why chickens - OH MY GOSH DID YOU KNOW THAT CHICKENS CAN FLY?!?!? i DID NOT know that! i honestly didn't .

so does that mean that ostriches can fly? if you're still reading this then good on you. there's a surprise for you at the bottom. but don't scroll down. continue reading :) it's a really cool surprise. by the way. anyway, flamingos look like ostriches because well they do. and the male version of an ostrich is an ostra in case ou didn't know. pffffft. silly. anyway my tummy hurts i dont know why but it does. aiyoh it's aiyoh. i hate you. no not you. her. sally. she's over there. don't see her? well because she's with that python under your armpit so look down . sheesh use your brain man.

this is soooo tiring. oh my gosh i feel like i just lost 10 kg or something. maybe in my fingers. i'll go weigh them later on sounds goooooooood?!?!?!?! i can't believe you're still reading this but hey that's cool spread the love. spread the peace. spread the chicken grease. and eat the feast.

did you nkow that i can type pretty fast? that's why there are all these typos but who cares about them i'm a bit to lazy to go fix every typo that would take years and by the time i'm done i'd probably have like. a beard. that's how old i'd be. the fact that i'd have a beard even though i'm a girl. it shows. man, it shows. like a tuna fish in a pot of clay. a pot. of. CLAY.

that's how much it shows. if you still don't get it. don't ask me cos i'm just gonna kiss you. and you don't want that do you?

my gosh this post is such a waste of time are you still reading? i love you.

well okay i'll stop being so irritating wtih my endless nonsense and i'll just go now even though i still have MUCH to say..

.. danielle is so cool she rocks my socks of but i got more socks so she keeps rockin'.