lalalala... pink tutus grow on trees

Check out this hot Japanese chick below!! >>>













And I love Jenna Dewan in Step Up... I LOVE her clothes esp...







I bought new shoesies!!!!!! So beautifulll!!!!!!!!


And I love Channing Tatum's outfits in Step up too...





I also love Jessica Alba's hair in Honey... sooo nice!!!





She's so hawt!!!

Why am I typing all this??? I dunno... I guess cos I was stuck with so many hot chicks today... Like this one...


... so then I started thinking of all the other hot chicks I like in movies... OOOH... got one more!!!

Maggie Gyllenhall.... I love her cos she's so fiesty...



Okay that's all...

Goodnightttiies!!!!!!!!!! =) i lowe you! you lowe me!

This post is dedicated to Danielle...

... the only other girl I know who wants MORE THAN SIX KIDS and who wants to work in an ORPHANAGE or some CHARITY THING... besides ME. We will be such COOL MOTHERS.

Pshhh.........

super bad mood now. irritated, angry, upset. WARGHH!!! SERIOUSLY MAN. I'M FEELING SO WAAAAAAHHGHGHGHGHAHHGH!!!!!!!! pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhposhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! so irritated. so irritated. in the i want to scratch your eyeballs out with a toothbrush wayy!!!!! OOOYYOOOOO.........

okay that's all..
blehalhgkadj;akjgkagj

.. danielle >:( .. angry smiley

=)

this heart it beats, beats for only You.
my heart is Yours.

.. danielle

I don't care what you say. It's yummy.

Vanilla ice cream and chips. TOGETHERGETHER. so nice! my sister doesn't like it. but it's nice! i don't care! it's nice! it is! it really is!!!!!

.. you should try it. you really REALLY should. like, seriously.

.. me lorhh

I AM SO FREAKING BOREDDDDDDD... Nise can I live in your house? there's so much fun things to do there... and fun people too.... ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH NIELLE SAVE ME!!!!!!!! i came to college at 9.30 today... found out i only had class at 11.30... and then after tht at 2 o clock... so no time to go for lunch cos i had to be back by two and by the time i found ppl to go for lunch with, i was just LAZY... =) lalalalalalalalala.... i cant wait for tmr mann,,,..... i can't wait i cant wait!!!!!

junk food.. rocks. like a bolder. yeah.

eh. i think it's so rocking cool when guys say "i love you / i miss you" without making it sound gay though.

and you know how to make it not sound gay?

by not reacting to it gay-ly.

yeah, the Wise One speaks now. hahahahahahehheehhohohoho. i don't get it either.

i think it's so fun to talk to people who are the type of people... like just by talking to them you feel so hyper and energetic already!!!! just by the way they talk!!!! it's so cool! like ice! hehe lame lame lame. anyways, yeah lah!!! it's super fun lah.

oh oh and i listen to voices alot. guys AND girls. if i had to choose between a really good CD or a person with a nice voice just talking and talking. i'd prolly go with the person with the nice voice talking. and replay and replay and replay!!!!!!! yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! stop looking at me like that.

i'm so depressed man. so depressed. this hot chick from america's next top model is out. only reason why i'm watching it!! and now she's gone!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! pffffffft.

sighhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......................................................................

ah, tomorrow is Friday. only one more day. one. more. day. okay i can do this. okay. okay. i so can't do this. i'm going to die.

.. danielle :)

i'm gonna die cos there are tests i haven't done that i'm supposed to do so i'm in trouble but i don't care that i'm in trouble i just don't wanna listen to my teacher talk his nonsense about just stupid nonsense lah.

lalala i love the world. but not one of the world. hm

GIRLS are so cool... they can have blogs like these and they can kiss and hug each other and say I love you and not be called gay... GUYS CAN'T DO THT!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha... but then again we dont want guys to do that now do we? hahaha i LOWE you fartbelllies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

peace out!!!!!

DID YOU HEAR THAT?

Jie! Crystal called us ANNOYING! A.N.N.O.Y...... uhhhhhhh ING! hahahahwhhohohohhohhohoaheheheh!!!!!

i'm not hurt i'm not hurt i'm not hurt.!! hehahahha. something's wrong with me. i started typing "i'm not heart i'm not heart" hhehehohhoohahaha!

i had something to post about but forgot what it was so nevermind.. :)

I wanna go to the zoo!! =) And I AM IN LOVE AND I WANT THE WHOLE WORLD TO KNOW!!!!!!!!!

I lowe you NISE and NIELLE.... you rocking ppl... for being so lame and fun and annoying and deep at different times or all at once sometimes... and even when I accidentally call you your sister's name... I STILL LOVE YOU!!! my memory is just not that good... you must pity me...

anyways... pink pigs in polka dot tutus are flying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

peace out!!!!!!!!!

I've always wondered..

Is it possible to like, NOT think? I mean, is it possible to just sit down and NOT think? Or are we always thinking no matter what? Quite confusing for me to think about not thinking. Even harder not to think cos all I can think about is not thinking. Which is thinking! Sighh... I'm confused.

Anyway, I ate at a mamak just now, and their chilli padi's are SOO BIG! Why? (Yeah, you've probably noticed that I ask alot of questions. I've noticed too). Anyway, yeah, the chilli padi's were like really big. But it was yummy :). I feel like eating some junk now.

I think having a pigLET as a pet would be stinkin' cool. And maybe a cow in my garden. Even though I don't drink milk (tummy aches (and I don't even like milk!)), it'd still be like, cool. Yeaaaah. Sigh, I really want a piglet. Sigh. Okay, I sound like some retardo (a boy retard. Heh!) who picks up sticks and names em Sally(sound familiar, Kels?).

I want to go to the zoo lah. Sigh. SIGH!!!!

Okay, moving on.

Yeah, I'm just simply typing whatever comes into my head.

Okay, I'm bored. I have to pee. Yeaaaah. I drank alot of water today. Yeaaaaah. I'll update again later. Yeaaaaahh. Heheheheheaahahhhohohoho.

.. danielle :)

ps: my birthday is coming SOOOOON! teehee :)

pss: God didn't give us middle fingers to flip at people. It's so that the space between our pointers and our ring fingers wouldn't be so big. hee

That thing you do!

Hey, so today was pretty interesting. I was talking to my friend, Sally, on the phone.

Denise: hey SaLLy!
Sally: BE ON TOMATO SOUPs!
Denise: But... what did I do?!
Sally:You know what you did and because of what you did.. i will never drink tomato soup with chilli anymore! NO MORE WILL I DO SUCH A THING!
Denise: Hmmph. *pouts* but..
Sally: NO BUTs! GOODBYE! *click*

In shock, I put down the phone.

I do not know what I did. Greaaat. NOw I have to build a new time machine and go back into the past and into the garden I shall enter..

and start gardening.

-denise

ps: this post is dedicated to the oh-so-beautiful and hawwt CRYSTAL CHA! I hope you find something related to you in this post. Maybe under the ps section. hahahhaha! Okayy.. LOVE YOU BABY!!

1) I like to peel oranges.
Like, mandarin oranges. During CNY I just peel a bunch and leave it there cos no one will eat it.

2) Speaking of oranges, I only eat the ones without seeds.
Too lazy to take out the seeds. And I just don't like having seeds in my mouth. Though some weirdos actually swallow the seeds. Weirdos. That's like swallowing a pill. Weirdos. Yeck. Weirdos.

3) Cats are stupid.
Oh wait, that's not about me now, is it? Kay I'll make it about me.

3.. again) I hate stupid cats.
and am scared of them. Stupid cats. With stupid claws. Okay the main reason why I don't like/am scared of them is cos of the claws.

4) I talk alot. So much that I even talk in my sleep.
And whatever I say (my sister tells me what I say) has NOTHING to do with what i dream about. Like, "follow me, to the computer, see the pictures, kelsey has no christian friends, mushrooms" . yeaaah. And my brother doesn't like to sleep in the same room as me cos I talk alot he says.

5) I.. fart in my sleep.
I won't say anything. about that. Just gonna shut up now. But it's true. Apparently.

6) I have very little dinner then go one round around the kitchen and eat everything i see.. that is edible. yeah.

7) I learned the guitar, piano, and violin.
Can't play any of em for nuts (and berries too maybe). Maybe a little piano. But the rest. SIGH.

8) Last year, one the way up to Peacehaven for the 1st YC camp, our bus sorta.. blew. Okay, I'm exaggerating(thank you daniel sim for telling me how to spell it). But like halfway up there was like smoke coming from the back and there was a fire and everything! It was FREAKY. But cool weeiii!! Anyway, that's not the point. There was this smell. And every once in awhile I can still smell it. Lke, all of a sudden. It's yucky.

9) I've been learning mandarin since I was in kindergarten (I EVEN WENT TO A CHINESE KINDERGARTEN FOR AWHILE!) and I still can't speak chinese.

10) I'm listening to this stupid advertisement on the radio now. People with weirdo accents. "TOOO" with too much emphasis. Sigh.

.. danielle

Beh Tahan This Room

lookie look! i'm speaking chinese AND malay! two languages i actually can't speak well.!

i'm SO ready for world domination now!! just gotta go get my water gun and my little hat with the fan on top (those hat things are so cute).

then i'm gonna go to australia and speak both languages at once lalala i'm so not cool.

i miss kelsey i miss nicci i miss.... fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but i don't feel like talking anymore and i don't feel like being loud.

well i never FELT like being loud. it just happened. i don't actually like being loud. hehe. yes amazing blablabla

SO ANYWAY I'M OFF TO WORLD DOMINATION NOW.

when i get rich and famous i'll buy you a chocolate bar okay?

.. danielle :)

ps : daniel foo! i'm not a small kid!

psurs: nothing

i'm back back back back !!!!! so funnnn!!!
now i just have to not be late for school which is pretty hard actually yeah.
i'm still grounded. and i realised.
the otehr day.
"OH NO I'LL BE GROUNDED ON MY BIRTHDAY!" then i thought. "wait, i'll be dancing. COOL" so yeah. hehehhe! 'm so lazy now.
.. danielle :)

OMG OMG.... The blogging world is a depressing place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's full of emo blogs that you really begin to appreciate the few ones that AREN'T emo... Like THIS ONE!!!! Don't you feel so thankful for CLEAN, FUNNY, RANDOM, and NON-EMO blogs you can go to read when you've got nothing else that's not emo to read?

Cryssie time!!!

To find out what I did in the last week, *CLICK*
To find out what I want to do (hopefully) in the next week, *CLICK*
To find out what you can give me for my Christmas present (haha just kidding), *CLICK*

Or, if you're really REALLY bored, you can read about my interesting conversation on MSN, how thankful I am for the funny fart bellies and other things, or what I want to do someday in the future.

I SO wanna watch Stomp the Yard *CLICK*

To the funniest, HAWTEST, gorgeous-est girls I know... I LOWE YOUUUUU!!!!!! AnD I MISS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sigh holidays are so boring... =(

p/s - nise... yeah i know i did type wrongly... ehehehe... and why your song so sad??? i'll give you all the love you need, baby!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha

of songs and deep thoughts. HA

Hhehehehe!! My deep post.. will probably not come la. Sorry Crys! I AM a deep person.. BUT.. I just can't put my feelings into words like how I can't, CAN'T, write songs. = D Btw, Crys! I love your song! hahahhaa.. I can't wait to ask you to sing to yourself!(read your post, pretty sure you made a mistake somewhere there. = D)

Denise is not getting enough LOVE!! OH, LOVE!! OH, LOVE!! SO LIKE A DOVE FROM ABOVE!!

That's my chorus ok?

I haven't come up with the verse 1 and verse 2 yet.. but I will!! DOn't you worry!!

PEACE!!

-denise

this was a silly song I wrote today. it was just running through my head how as teens we can get so melodramatic about life when things arent going our way and then when things are all sunny we think, "we won't be that way again." but the next time something bad happens, we get all pessimistic again. this song was written frm quite a humorous point of view... the tune's really silly and fun too. ask me to sing it to YOU if you wanna hear it... =P hahahahaha

always misunderstood
the whole world's against you
parents, teachers, friends all out to get you

that guy you've always wanted
he thinks you're invisible
that girl you've had your eye on
has hers on a hunk (la, la, la, la)

bridge:
and the grass is so much greener
on the other side
problems seem much bigger
when it's late at night

chorus:
liiiiife! is a funny thing
(la, la, la, la, la)
liiiiife! is a crazy thing

everyone hates you nobody likes you
you think you should stay at home
cry yourself to sleep and hide under a rock (la, la, la, la)

another deep post

So anyway, since Nielle wrote a deep post, I decided to write one too. Don't worry it aint one of those depressing ones which will make you go, "Oh crap, I wanna kill myself too."

So I was thinking about what she said about lowering standards and all that, and I was talking to her earlier about it. She was giving me "advice" on smthg la... (haha you dont need to know what) then I was like, "Nielle, you are SO WISE." Then she said smthg like yeah cos I'm not actually going through it. And I realized that was SO true.

People come to me for advice on things but when I'm going through the very same thing, I need to go to other people for some direction on what to do. Or what not to do.

That's why it rocks to have awesome friends who keep you in check and keep you from doing stupid things.

(Even people as silly as us can be deep sometimes too! So Nise, when's your deep post gonna be posted? =P)

P/S - by the way, Nielle, you dont ever have to pretend to be that happy person. I lowe you for who you are! Even when you're all fussy and irritated. (I bet you're reading this and going "Awww...." now.... ahaha... but seriously... I MEAN IT! LOVE YOU!

LOVE YOU TOO NISE!!!!!

Something i thought of last night

notice how when your life is all bright and sunny wunny and your relationship with God is going like great you think, "oh, even if i was going through bad times my relationship and my standards would still be THIS high."

then you go through those bad times that you were thinkin' about when you were all happy and your relationship and your standards go like THIS low _ < and you don't know how to get out of that smal little dark hole that you've buried yourself in.

and you start liking it. which is wweeeeiiiirddd.

but you hate it as well. which is weweeeeiirdd..

but you work so hard at pretending that you're still that same happy nonsense person so people will leave you alone?

yeah! hahahaha just thinking
.. danielle :)
til next week.

i am annoyed. life is not fair. but i knew that already. SIGH.

S.O.S!

HEEELLLP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm bored out of my MIND!!!! MY bestest fart bellies have SCHOOL and are BANNED from the computer and I'm all alone by my lonesome self trying to think of what to do this hols besides sleep and eat and go online. SOMEONE HELP?

Another tag thingy

Layer 1 : On the Outside

Name: Crystal Cha Jing-ying aka cryssie aka crys aka airgirl
Birth date: 28th FEB 1990
Current status: happy, contented, peaceful, thankful, erm... single? and loving it... heehee...
Eye color: dark brown
Hair color: black... i wanna get HIGHLIGHTS soon though. but i need to save money for a taylor!
Righty or lefty: Rightyyy ohh...

Layer 2 : On the Inside

My heritage: MALAYSIAN!!! adamantly malaysian. NOT CHINESE.
My fears: i'm not sure... do I fear anything? i have a phobia of heights but i wouldn't say it's a FEAR.
My weaknesses: aiyooo... too many to list... procrastinating, slacking, arguing with my brothers, forgetting to do stuff i said i would do, messing up, making mistakes, and basically BEING HUMAN. =)
My perfect pizza: OOOH LA LA.... TOM YAM PIZZA ALL THE WAY MANN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Layer 3 : Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow

My thoughts first waking up: mmmmm... i wanna snuggle into my pillow and savor the last of that wonderful dream... or i imagine waking up in my white house with a white fence and a swing on the front porch...
My bedtime: hmmm... getting later and later
My most missed memory: REDANG ISLAND BAYBEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Layer 4 : My Pick

Pepsi or Coke: whatever. some people need to learn to be more flexible. sigh.over pepsi and coke? come on.
McDonalds or Burger King: Anything also. But if I were in McD's i'd have my fillet o fish and burger king the smthg with mushroom and cheese in it...
Single or group dates: TOTALLY DEPENDS. with whom? to where?
Adidas or Nike: aiyo i'm an FOS girl... nike or adidas anything also can la... hahaha
Tea or Nestea: Tea la... original better...
Chocolate or Vanilla: CHOCOLATE!!!
Cappuccino or Coffee: either... as long as there's coffee in it.

Layer 5 : Do You...

Smoke: No
Curse: No
Take a shower: Yes
Have a crush: HMMMMM.. MAYBE, but why do you want to know? =P heeheehee...
Think you've been in love: HMMM.... do you want to know this too? you could try asking me... hahahhaa
Go to school: nope, i'm a college kid even though SOME PEOPLE WHO DONT EVEN GO TO COLLEGE CALL ME A SMALL KID JS COS THEY THINK THEY"RE SO BIG AND ALL....
Want to get married: of course!!!!!!! who do you think i'm going to stay in my white house with a white fence and a swing on the front porch with?
Believe in yourself: definitely. that's why i'm going to stay in my white house with a white fence and a swing on the front porch...
Think you're a health freak: NOPE. NO WAY. used to be though.

Layer 6 : In the Past

Drank alcohol: NOPE it's smelly.
Gone to the mall: NO, I LIVE IN A CAVE!
Been on stage: of course! all the world's a stage!! ahahaha... no seriously i have...
Eaten sushi: LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT
Dyed your hair: YUP YUP YUP and am gonna try highlighting it soon.

Layer 7 : Have You Ever...

Played a stripping game: NO WAY.
Changed who you were to fit in: YEAh but speaking from experience, DON'T DO IT. otherwise you wont be as cool as I am now. HAHAHAHAA do i hear an AMEN from Nise and Nielle????

Layer 8 : Age You're Hoping...

To get married: i used to want 22. now i'm not so sure anymore. tee hee. but definitely before 26. after that is OLD. i still do want my SIX KIDS.

Layer 9 : In a Guy

Best eye color: doesnt matter, what matters is what i see in those eyes... (oooh so profound)
Best hair color: Anything except pink or purple or green or blue.
Short or long hair: SHORT!!!

Layer 10 : What Were You Doing

A minute ago: BLOGGING.

Hour ago: listening to music, playing guitar! whee!
4-5 hours ago: doing something, i dont remember what,,, ah yes now i remember... relaxing and enjoying the first day of hols... time is slipping away all too fast! ANYONE, SOMEONE WANT TO DO SOMETHING WITH ME THESE HOLS???
1 month ago: i dont' know!
Year ago: having fun, crying, making mistakes, laughing, making friends, getting annoyed, going to school, going to sleep, LIVING.

Layer 11 : Finsh the Sentences

I love: God, singing, writing, drawing, reading, music, animals, friends, food, aesthetically pleasing things like scenery, nice scents (coffee, baking bread, men's perfume)
I feel: HAPPY and PEACEFUL.

I hate: can i not answer this?
I hide: in cupboards and big plastic containers when playing hide and seek. oh SHUCKs i gave away my secret.
I miss: REDANG REDANG REDANG... actually i dont really miss anything... i'm enjoying life too much now...
I need: JESUS!!

If you're still reading this... WOW you must really love me. Even I got bored finishing this. Anyways, if you're still reading this which means you love me, then I LOVE YOU TOO!!! and just for reading this, you get this *KISS* (awwww you dont have to blush).... =)

Create your own Friend Test here

Take our test and see how well you know us!!!!

winter is hot, fire is cool
pigs can fly, cows are blue
donuts are square, snakes have hair
dogs run around in underwear
roses are blue, violets are pink
oceans and seas are filled with ink
cheesecake is salty, pizza is sweet
apple pies are made of dried up meat.

~ cryssie

Tai Ma (don't exactly know what this means. but i would translate it as Big Mama! hhaah!)

Anyways, tai ma is what we call my GREAT GRANDMA. and by great i mean my grandma's grandma. not like, yeah.

ANYWAY ANYWAY, she has been admitted *into?* the hospital...... SIIIIGHH... =(

now if i left it at that. it would've been an emo post.

but actually she has.. diah..diahrr.... wet shit lah.

=) so off i go to the hospital! i actually like hospitals... for some reason. does that make me sad?

.. danielle :)

smile.. cos the whole world is smiling with youu

space camp is awesome

YESTERDAY WAS THE ROCKING-EST DAY IN A LONG LONG TIME!!!!!!!!!!

7.00 am - Go to CHURCH - 1st service listened to Landa Cope who was AMAZING! Super fascinating message.

9.30 am - MAMAK time! Advising Kathryn that looking for HOT GUYS from HOLLYWOOD to MARRY is a STUPID idea. She still doesn't get it. She wants to marry guys twice her age who cheat on their partners and get ogled over by other women. Sigh.

11.00 am - 2nd service - joined the high school ppl to watch their skits... super funny but more LAME than anything... and ISAAC RAVI's video was THE BOMB man!!! got lego, buzz lightyear, dinosaurs, transformers all... and then got special effects fire all... rocks wei.

1.00 pm - eat lunch with the JCworkers, then get into a DEEP conversation about GOD and LIFE and DESTINY and CHOICES and FREE WILL.... fuhhh... super deep and interesting wei...

2.00 pm - start practice! watch the jcworkers practice and chill...

3.30 pm - decided to chill in MV with brother and Bernard... nearly fell asleep in Coffeebean...

5.00 pm - back to church to wait for Danielle... Performing arts was doing a run through of the Easter play... and then ANOTHER ONE... it was supposed to end at six, or earlier...

6.20 pm - we are STILL waiting for the run through of the play to finish... and Daniel was supposed to pick us from DANIELLE's house at 6.40. So we decided to take a taxi there since the person who was supposed to fetch us home was still practicing...

6.30 pm - we managed to get a taxi and then halfway along the journey, we looked at the clock and realized we had NO TIME. so we decided to go straight to the Bus Company gig which was at Holiday Villa.

6.50 pm - arrived at Holiday Villa, went to the toilet to wash up cos we were all STINKY from being at church the whole day... and DANIELLE learnt something new about me!!! and we both had adventures in the toilet... heeheeheehee...

7.00 pm - BUS COMPANY does its opening act... but was quite mellow cos of the organizers ...

7.10 pm to 10.40 pm - sit on the floor waiting for bus company to play... cos of the organizers again... and they played one birthday song and some malay song...

10.50 pm - Bus Company did their closing act and really rocked out this time!!!!!!!!! Awesome awesome... Believe is still my fav song... whee...

11.20 pm - dinner @ Asia Cafe with Danielle, my bro and half the band...

12.20 pm - sent Danielle home!!!

1.00 am - Reached home!!! NEW RECORD!!! latest i've ever come home... llalaala... and parents didnt even scold cos i was so responsible and i smsed them tht i'd be back late... =P

Anyways, enough of talking... picture time!!!


The band on stage>>>



Daniel on the bass>>>


Sam on the guitar, lead vocalist>>>


Shaunnie rocking out>>>



The band on stage (the hot chick is Joni, Sarah's friend, who was playing keys for them last night) >>>



Daniel a.k.a. Chinaman>>>



Shaunnie doing his thing>>>



Another shot>>>


LOVE YOU ALL!!! peace out! fartbellies forever...


p/s - BUS COMPANY ROX MY SOX!!!

pp/s - thank you BERNARD for entertaining us and taking us to MV

ppp/s - i had two packts of nasi lemak, half a plate of kamheong kai fan, one packet of chicken and siew yoke rice, and half a plate of thai friend rice YESTERDAY... talk about being a fan tong mann....

PPP/S - ultra big P/S goes to you, DANIELLE!!!!!!!!!!!! for being an AWESOME POSSUM friend!!!!!!!! I LOWE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's my turn!!

The holidays are GONE! GONE! GONE!! Sooo... GONE!! It's so gone.. I can now speak like this, "When I was a little boy.. Me and my pals used to...." Oh, I mean.. girl!

I'm jumping and jumping trying to get over myself, Nielle. but it's just physically impossible to "get over myself" lah. sorry! I'm regretting not going with Crystal, Cedric, and Nielle for the Bus Company gig last night. but although I haven't heard you guys yet.. I'm a fan! hahhha.. 'cause the people in there are really nice..? haha! okayy..

Ok, I think I should go take a nap before someone slaps me.

Eat guava, smell a rose then pour bah kut teh on it!

- denise

Oh, since I did it in my blog.. Thought I'd put it up here too.

Everyone say, " I LOVE DANIELLE!"

to daniel

i had such a horrible bobbible day today. i might as well be known as Bob forever. but, no, i'm not gonna post up lame lyrics of "Bad Day" by whatever his name is (forgot). because that'd be incredibly lame and because the world doesn't revolve around me (or so i've been told) (i've also been told that i'm BIG enough for the world to revolve around me. anway, we are straying. oh and i'm grounded for a month. =)

moving on...

Crystal and i wanna say...........

THANK YOU DANIEL!!!!!! (go to his blog)

for inviting us to see your very awesome possum band playy (yay Bus Company). =)

for fetching us home in your very nice orangey smelling car. =)

THANK YOU!!!!!!

for coming all the way to my house to fetch us...

but......

you came all the way only to be told, "we'll take a taxi there lah". feel so bad about that! sorry sorry sorry!!!

for paying for our drinks at Asia Cafe. heehee.

and....
THANK YOU!!!!!!for just being who you are lah!

love,
Danielle and Crystal.

I'm tired.. but my name isn't Keira so i'm gonna stay awake. and also cos i just ate and my name isn't Tom. I'm so full yet it's not Belly.

WOOOHOO!!!! Life is good! Going for a leader's surprise thingy at Marcel's house soon, then tomorrow hanging out with NIELLE!!! And we're going to watch the happening BUS COMPANY (my favorite local band) play!!! Wheee!!!! Oh, oh, and Josh told me that I play the guitar well for someone who's been playing for a week!!! Whee!!! At first I thought I wouldn't be able to pick it up by myself but then he says my strumming and grip is gd for a beginner... yay!! Lalalala... I'm so happy...

BEfore I go... Why are Mat Rempits called Mat Rempits???

Guess!!!

No idea?

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Because their bikes go, "REMM, REMM..... PIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

OYSTER MAN!! (Hollow Man)

Kats, my sister, and I just watched Hollow Man! So funnnnnnn!!!

Basically, all Kathryn and I did was shout at the TV la. Normal. Haha!

The people in that show so stupid k!!! Being brave brave all going out to look for the killer man then get killed by him then everyone must go find him then they separate then they die!! HAIYOOOO!!!!!! Whole time we were just shouting, "WHY MUST YOU BE BRAVE? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?!?!?!?!"

Sigh. Stupid. Sigh. Sigh. Sigh. Sigh. Sigh.

Heehee.

... danielle :)

Get over yourself, jie.

hehehehhee!!! lalala..... i look angry.





... ME

Love Potion No. 9

Wow, I feel so honored! Everyone's talking about what... I started! =D Why's everyone suddenly putting big small big small ar? Hehehe! just realized it was there?

Anyway, continuing on my little subject.. LOVE POTIONS...FORGIRLS co. = ) I have to argue with DAnielle and support Crystal('cause she supports me! hehehehe). Are YOU gonna sue McDonalds for making us fall in love with them?! I doubt they put love potions into the burger to make us fall in love with McDonalds but we still do! YAH, so there!

Case close.

I win.

PEACE!
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<--|-->Hahah! No Crys, I don't need the matchmaking services. HAha! I'm actually a living thing. Nescafe = not living thing. Coffeemate = not living thing. FUNNY JOKE THOUGH! I found myself laughing at it. Hahahahaha! Plus, I don't like anyone. Haha! DOn't misunderstand, boys and girls. Especially you, Jared!

<--|--> People of the fartbelly community, listen to me(pretty please?)! Hahaha.. I watched this show Family Guy just now. It's so funny. Shaun introduced it to me. I'm hooked!! The good thing is.. I've only watched 1 episode. I know, right?! So many more episodes to watch! WOOHOO~ IT's crazily random. Some old country singer suddenly comes out to sing his very boring song. hahah! That part cracks me up.. = D

Hey, what is all this talk about Zoo..about?! Makes me want to put Danielle in a cage, eat my lunch, and observe her. Haha! Do you think I should become a zoologist or something animal-study-like like that?! Ahh, when I think of the zoo... I think of smelly, wild, animal-like animals trapped in a cage OR a gorilla hanging upside down in its cage. Either way they're waiting for its saviours(me, Crys, and err, Danielle) to come to its rescue and unlock all those.. CAGES! I'm sure all of you want to see a silly smile spread across an animal's face.. so come! JOIN US on our "rescue mission"! Hahahahahaa!

-denise

--> if the cbox still isn't working.. you're more than welcome to comment! = D

SIGH.

Depression, a sudden PLUNGE into darkness. You go into this dark hole hole hole hole (echo). But one day day day day.. You see a light light light light light.. That leads to suicide cide cide cide.

Hahah. Okay that was depressing.

Anyway, I JUST DON'T SEE WHY WE CAN'T JUST GET A NEW CBOX! Sigh. It makes so much sense!

It's simple, easy, so FERGALICIOUS!!

And Crys, do they put Love Potions into the fillet o fish (which smell like BO btw) in McD's?? NO! So obviously it wouldn't be a trick, duh.

See, say Betty likes Thomas. But Thomas doesn't like Betty. Betty goes to Fairyland Services and gets a Love Potion. One day, while Thomas is eating his mushroom soup, Betty drops some of the Love Potion into his soup! And he drinks it and he "falls in lowe" with Betty. He didn't even LIKE Betty until he drank the Love Potion! So you see, it's the Love Potion that made him like her so it wouldn't really be his choice. Seriously, if Betty was this fugly (fat+ugly) girl with a HORRIBLE BOBBIBLE (you might as well call her Bob y'know) personality, like, seriously, she's just not a nice person, do you think Thomas would fall in lowe with her? NO! But if she put in the Love Potion then obviously he would. Even though her character SUCKS, he would. BECAUSE IT'S A LOVE POTION!!!!

And I don't see why any girl would even want to buy a Love Potion because then the guy would like them involuntarily! Because its a Love Potion! It's not his choice! So i don't see why they would want that. Unless they were just pathetically desperate. Yeck.

THAT'S ALL!

.. Bob Baby Long. (doesn't mean i'm horrible bobbible)

cbox

Hey everyone! you might find that there is a problem with the cbox(HEY, go tell Helen then!). erm, I hope it gets better. Er, if you wanna say something just click on the comments section, ok?! It's not that hard.. just *click* and you're there!

-denise

hippo poop and elephant hair

WOOHOOO!!! I just finished my EXAMS!!!! And the c-box is not working for some reason. SIGH.

Anyways, I have the same top as Nielle and I'm wearing it today! WHEE!

And since both Nise and Nielle wrote something about love potions, I want to write something too!

Nielle, I don't think that's called tricking. If the guy drinks love potion and he falls in love with you, that's like someone eating a Fillet O fish and falling in love with McDonald's. SO is Mcdonald's tricking them????!! Huh? huh? Do you want to sue Mcdonald's now?

And Nise... why do you need love potions??? (PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND ME DON'T NEED THEM... GUYS JUST FALL IN LOVE WITH US!!! SHH.. DON'T LET OTHER PEOPLE SEE THIS - THEY MIGHT GET JEALOUS.)

wAHAHAHA... I'm so happy. I finished my exams!! Holiday time!!! Who wants to go to the ZOO? Like seriously, if you are cool and don't think, "EWW, I DON'T WANT TO GO THE ZOO, IT'S STINKY," then come and hang out with us at the ZOO! Oh and if you are not cool yet but want to be cool come with us, we'll stick you in hippo poop and hang you from the monkey cage and tickle you with elephant hair. Doesn't that sound fun??? Oooooh ooooh i can't wait!!!!

**** OH NISE, IS IT SOME HOT GUY YOU WANT TO DRIP A DROP OF LOVE POTION INTO HIS MUSHROOM SOUP? AIYO YOU POOR GIRL, COME TO CRYSTAL AND DANIELLE"S MATCHMAKING SERVICES LAA!

**** AD: Looking for LOVE? Still searching for THE ONE? Ask us for help! We are QUALIFIED and EXPERIENCED in helping you find the right mate. If you are NESCAFE, we will find the COFFEEMATE for you!!!!!

BAM!!! and you won't even know what HIT you. All you know is that you wake up in your mot ms basement FORTY YEARS LATER and the last thing you remember is bringing your pet duck for a walk! And when you see your mom and say, "Hey, mom! What happened to Quackers (your pet duck)?" and all she does is look away muttering something about a car accident.

And you go back into your own little world again where brown cows give you chocolate milk and pink sheep taste like cotton candy.

One day, one day, you will finally wake up and see the moon infront of you saying, "Hey, welcome to myspace!"

.. danielle :)

I don't think Love Potions would be such a good idea. That'd be like "tricking" or "making" the guy "fall in love" with yooh. Don't you think? That's what I think.

i wanted to come to blogger but ended up going to bogger.com :(

..danielle

YAAAWN. I'm so tired of studying. I tried yawning while drinking cos i was so tired, and ended up choking myself. Sigh. I cant' wait for exams to be over!

Wooh ooo!! (pronounced WOO.. OO! H is silent)

YO yo!! I bet you missed me. Ehehhehehe! I just got back from the CURVE. Sigh, so many fat people there man.. trying to get slim. curving their bodies and all. I tried telling them "GIRL, You ain't ever gonna be as slim(pats my ever-growing tummy) as me!"

I think girls should own love potions. seriuosly! So when we like a guy.. we drip a drop in their Mushroom soup. What do you think? Maybe I should invent something like that.. then make a company.. LOVE POTIONs... FOR GIRLS co. Can't you just see it on every billboard? Okay.. I cna't do this random thing........... CARLOS!! CARLOS!! COMEBACK TO ME! But seriously though, it'd be a good idea. Don't blame when I get rich.. don't come crying to me.

LOVE YOU PEOPLE!! WOOHOO, spread the love... of ham and mushroom baked rice!!

-denise

It was lowe at first sight.

were you expecting the picture of a car..?
this has officially become my Nothing Better To Do site la wei..

.. danielle <3

Let's go the the zoo!

Oops... I was wrong Nielle. It's only fifteen bucks. To go to the zoo! OMG you city kid, I can't believe you haven't been to a zoo! You need to be educated!! Let's go to the Zoo! Set mou???

And we can take pictures with the animals and nielle you can ride an elephant!!!!!!!! hahahahaha....


Eh... Now thinking about it.,.. I super want to go lor... it's been AGES since I went to a zoo. And the animals are so cute!!! We seriously MUST go. Let's go... I have holidays next week!!!

Anyone else wanna go?? before i sign of... I'll leave you with some flattering pictures of Danielle. Wanna see em???

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I LOWE YOU NIELLE!!!

The "Terrific Trio" label only has 2 names there! I find that incredibly funny. See my smiling face?

Why is this blog named "Funny Fart Bellies"

COs.. uuhh.. I don't know. but it makes me think about when my tummy is grumbling alot cos its hungry. sounds lke its farting. so I GUESS THAT MAKES SENSE! which reminds me, i eat less put on more. my sister eats more puts on less. which is lke a COW in the ZOO NEGARA!!!!!! speaking of Zoo Negara, don't even know if that's what it's called, but i don't think i've been ther before.. unless i was really young. Someone bring me there please.

Oh! I had something to say. but i forgot what it was. so nevermind. Eh, we should put a player here. aiya no need lah. my speakers aren't working anyway. which reminds me!!! oh nvm i forgot already.

This post doesn't really have a.. point *points at the sky* okay now it does! HAHAHA! not funny nevermind. Sigh.

danielle :)

i don't know how to use this blogger thing.

Welcome to Fartbelly Land!

Welcome to a blog of randomness, lameness and funnyness written by the Funny Fart Bellies!

Fart Belly #1 - Danielle Ng Shen-Mae (she farts a lot)

Fart Belly #2 - Denise Ng Shen-Nii (she's at The Curve now)

Fart Belly #3 - Crystal Cha Jing-ying (she likes air)

We hope reading this blog doesn't give you gas.

Be COOL. Be OUR friends. Why can't we be friends??? Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends?!!!!!

Love, peace, and chicken grease. Peace out, dawg!!!!!

~ Danielle, Crystal (and Denise)